Wise Tales
Yo.
Name's Jess.
Most of this is just me reblogging things I like.
the avengers | cop drama au
A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.
(Source: assvenger, via weaponizedwit)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
oh god
(Source: merrytheknight, via completely-pointless)
So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”
They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.
And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.
(via slainknight)
Cement Dragon
cement, fiberglass, ceramic, cotton, model flies
510 L x 220 W x 210 H cm
(via completely-pointless)
